Meredith’s Awkward Life S3E1

Wow, it’s hard to believe that we are here.

I still am trying to process that I am a junior in college.

This episode follows the day of the solar eclipse on August 21st, 2017. It was a bit of a crazy day.

Thank you for reading! Enjoy!

{Meredith}


This episode starts with my morning shower. It was the second time I was showering in my first apartment. There had been a problem with the drain so my dad had stopped by and poured some stuff down it and it was working correctly. I was excited to shower without four inches of water at the bottom of the tub.

As I stepped into the shower, I realized that the knock-off bath bomb my mom had put in the shower was getting wet. She had placed it on the shelf made for a bar of soap. I picked it up and went to move it to the corner up by the spout where the spray of the shower wouldn’t reach it.

Suddenly as I leaned over, the next thing I knew I was laying in the tub. My elbows particularly my right one broke my fall for the most part but my backside and my neck weren’t feeling so hot neither. The shower curtain was in a disarray and a ceramic dish I had on my bathroom vanity had fallen, thankfully landing on my stomach. The knock-off bath bomb ended up on the opposite side of the bathroom on the floor.

I got up and took my shower, making sure to pop some Advil after I got out. I got dressed and after setting up my utilities, I headed to my job interview.

Pulling up to the building, I was a bit confused. It was a security building and ironically the area looked a bit sketchy. I didn’t get out of my car, but I double checked my emails with the company. I then came to realize that I was not at the correct address even though I had plugged it into the GPS, still haven’t figured out how that happened . I had fifteen minutes until my interview. I rerouted my GPS and as I drove I came to the realization that the company’s office space is in the middle of a downtown area. That meant I would have to deal with parking. I began to scour for a place. I made peace with the fact that parallel parking was a great possibility. I tried multiple times to get into a spot but realized that the cars in front and in back of the spot I was trying to use had went over their respective spaces and I wasn’t going to fit.

I turned the corner of the street and thank goodness there was a standard spot. I walked in and was in a bank lobby. Did I mention that it was 2:03 and my interview was at 2? A woman came over to me she must have been able to tell I was frazzled and confused. She brought me to a directory but a different entrance. But then we couldn’t find the company I was interviewing at. I looked through my emails again and they had mentioned the third floor.

I took the elevator to the third floor and inquired with the secretary and thankfully the company was there and she would let them know I was there. Sighing in relief, I went to go sit down. At that moment, I could feel that my blood sugar had decided to start to drop. I’m a type 1 diabetic if ya didn’t know. The secretary had offered me candy from her bowl and so I turned around and took a starburst. I didn’t have time to sit down before I was greeted by one of the people interviewing me. And I had stuck a whole starburst in my mouth.

I followed her to an office space and greeted the other person interviewing me. Me being me, I apologized for being late and having just stuffed a whole Starburst in my mouth.

Throughout the interview, I was in my opinion extremely chatty and due to my low blood sugar I was having a little difficulty controlling myself when it came to the spinny chairs. There were several times when I had to stop myself from twirling around as the interview was taking place.

Leaving, I figured it went pretty well or awful – I couldn’t exactly tell at the moment. Honestly, I was very surprised that they agreed to still see my after I arrived five minutes late to the interview.

Later that night, I decided that after the grueling day that I had, I decided that I deserved a relaxing night. I got some snacks, put on some comfy clothes and turned on my TV so I could watch some Netflix.

With the way I have my room set up in my apartment, I can lay across my bed and watch TV. For a visual, click here for a room tour! As I flopped down, my foot hit the wall. It hurt and I heard a crack. Cursing under my breath, I looked at my foot and sure enough, I had broken my big toe. The nail split down the middle, about half way.

I then spent the next 30 minutes on the phone with my mom who is a cosmetologist  and eventually I fixed it before I finally layed down. I watched an episode of Friends (or should it be F.R.I.E.N.D.S? I don’t know. . .) before falling asleep.

Meredith’s Awkward Life S2E10

The other day I was going to go hang out with my best friend Cristina. Neither of us had ate dinner yet so she had pizza and I was to pick up a bagged chopped salad on the way.

I pulled into my local grocery store and I noticed that there was a guy standing in front of an opened driver’s car door. As I parked I realized that there was some else sitting in the driver’s seat.

After they talked for a few seconds, next thing I know he reaches in and grabs her. He then proceeds to lean her against the door behind the driver’s seat.

At this point, I’m looking around frantically and trying to not vomit.

They then start making out.

I didn’t know what to do. It was an extremely weird situation.

I quickly grabbed my keys and wallet before bolting into the store. I hope maybe slamming my car door maybe broke them apart.

Like seriously I was just trying to get my salad!!!!


Thanks for reading!

{Meredith}

Meredith’s Awkward Life S2E9

Hello lovelies!

Click here to find all episodes of Meredith’s Awkward Life!!

Thank you so much for reading; enjoy! I hope you can get a laugh at my expense!

{Meredith}


I was at my local pharmacy. I needed to restock on vitamins, my mom and I take the same type so they go a bit quicker. I’m a bit impartial to gummy vitamins, we like the One A Day Women’s Multivitamin the name is ironic considering you’re supposed to take two a day but whatever that’s irrelevant to the story. We also both take a Biotin supplement also gummies obviously.

I also needed to pick up another of my daily moisturizer. The next few days are going to be a bit hectic with work and we are also hosting a grad party for my little brother this weekend so I figured I would get it out of the way when I knew I would still have enough for a couple of days.

But what I was getting doesn’t matter. . .

Anyways. . .

I went to go check out and the lone cashier was walking around near the front, so it took a second to get things started. As I approached the counter, I thought ‘Hmm, the cashier is kind of cute. Huh, he looks a little familiar but I can’t place him,’.

He then asks me if I have an account with the pharmacy, which I do, I go to grab my rewards card but before I can, he asks me for the phone number. I start rattling it off, trying to breeze through it since there are a few people behind me. I see his name tag and notice his unique name and come to the realization that I went to high school with this guy and we graduated in the same year. I’ve never spoke a word to him until his exchange. But we went to a smaller school so I knew of him and such. ‘Two years has done him good,’ I thought as he is ringing up my items.

Then of course my mind starts to wonder if he knows who I am/recognizes me. Of course I was wearing a partially stained jean jacket and wearing just tinted moisturizer basically and not gonna lie I was getting a bit oily.

He tells me my total and I get out the money. I wanted to pay in exact change but of course the coins are not coming out of my wallet. I awkwardly say that I’m having a little trouble getting out the penny. The change was 11 cents. I hand him the money and anxiously await being able to go home.

He hands me my receipt and then some change. We exchange some weird parting statements in unison. I’m puzzled but I make my way out the store. I figured I heard the total wrong, but then I check the receipt and it read that I had given 20 cents. I then feel bad and having run a cash register before when I was a barista, I knew how stressful it was when my drawer came up short.

I trudge back in and of course there’s a line. We awkwardly make eye contact as I enter.

Finally I get back to the register and tell him, but he didn’t understand. After explaining it after about three times, it registers hahahahaha pun unintended  and I hand him the change. Cue weird parting statements again.

[Fin]

Meredith’s Awkward Life S2E8

Hello lovelies!

My summer has just begun but of course that doesn’t stop the awkwardness!

Enjoy; thank you for reading!!

{Meredith}


Driving. . .I’d say for the most part that I am a decent driver.

I’ve never been pulled over, let alone received a ticket in the almost four years that I have had my license *furiously knocks on wood*.

The other day, I went to my local mall because I needed to pick up a black dress shirt for my internship. This is the same mall that Margaret and I had our very interesting adventure at, you can read about that here.

I had to take the expressway there. Now, I take one every time that I go to the office for my internship, but I am not as familiar with the one that I had to take to get to the mall. Then I was stuck behind two super slow trucks and of course traffic was on the heavier side so I couldn’t pass anyone. I had plans later with Margaret actually, but it all turned out fine. But in the moment, I was worried about time of course.

Then I was at the light where I would turn right to enter the mall’s complex. It’s in the middle of a busier city and I’m not overly familiar with it. Does anyone else stress out about if you can make a right turn on red?

Anyway, I was not sure about it but I didn’t see a sign that said I couldn’t. . .but this city is notorious for people getting tickets. And well, I want to keep my no ticket streak alive.

So I just sat there and waited. I looked around and saw that the guy who was the first car in the left turn lane was looking at me. I could tell from the look on his face that he was definitely judging me.

*Goes into mall, manages to find a cute blouse at H&M on sale for $15*

Then it was time to head back home. The way that I had pulled into my parking spot made it so that if I pulled out and headed for the circle drive that would lead me out of the complex, I would technically be going out through an aisle that was meant to be entered into they all look the same but just have a yellow arrow on the road.

Normally, I would not go through a lane that had the wrong arrow but the mall was pretty empty and there wasn’t anyone that was driving around the circle drive. So I pull out and go to make my left turn when suddenly a car drives up and decides they want to enter in the lane that I am in. They didn’t chose the ones that were on either side of me that was all part of the same section of the mall’s parking lot. The woman in the car glares at me and I can see her getting pissed. Then of course, of course a car starts speeding down the other lane so it’s impossible for me to make my left turn. So I have to sit there and endure the intense glare of the woman. I guess that’s my Karma. . .

I quickly made my turn and headed home. And you guessed it: I got stuck behind another truck going 55 on the expressway.

Meredith’s Awkward Life S2E7

Hello lovlies!

Sorry I have been a bit absent, but I’ve been slammed with exams/projects and my finals week will have started by the time this is posted.

As always, thank you for reading and I hope you enjoy!


The other weekend, I was home from school. My dad and I both needed to run some errands so we went together. While we were out, we were both pretty tired so we decided to get some coffee.

Don’t ask me why we settled on McDonald’s. . .it’s probably because it was the only place that served coffee nearby with a drive through. But their coffee isn’t actually that bad, and I’m a bit of a coffee snob. I used to be a barista remember? The drink that I ended up getting was not actually all that good, I would stick with the regular hot or iced with added cream and/or sugar. The frozen frappe I got had a bad ratio of sugar to coffee – but that is besides the point.

We go through the drive through and we pull up to the window to pay. As we stop, I realize that I know the cashier. Well, kind of know the cashier.

We all have those people that we follow mutually on Instagram but we don’t exactly know in real life. This guy, let’s called him Kyle, goes to the same university as me and yada yada. He’s from a neighboring town on mine where my dad and I happened to be running the bulk of our errands. He didn’t notice me so I tried to lean back a tad and look at my phone. But he ends up seeing me, although I couldn’t tell if he pieced together that we follow each other. I mean, not that I would really expect him to say anything. It’s not as if he’s going to say “here you so sir and hey you from Instagram!”

My dad then pulls up to the next one and commented as we were waiting for our drinks,”That’s one of the ones who they have to tell to smile and be nice to the customers,”. I awkwardly chuckle and my dad doesn’t notice the look on my face.

 

Meredith’s Awkward Life S2E6

Hello lovelies!

It’s been a little while since the last episode. . .

Thank you for reading; enjoy!

{Meredith}


The other day, after my friends Katniss and Eva ate dinner, we went to pick up some things to go from one of our university’s cafés.

I picked up a yummy boxed salad and a Sparkling Ice drink.

Eva had already checked out, I was behind her in line. As I was checking out, I handed the cashier my card. As I was doing so, my boss happened to pass by. This doesn’t seem like it should be a strange occurrence, but the thing is – I have never actually met him in real life. It’s a bit of a long story, but all of my work is done from my computer in the comfort of my dorm. I have only ever spoken to him on the phone.

So, I was caught a bit off guard and as the cashier handed me back my card, I dropped it on the floor. I then made a strange noise I have a bad habit of doing this, but usually I try not to make them in public as I bent down and picked it up. I then hastily turned to grab my things, and almost knocked over the guy behind me in line. I of course had not realized that he was there and he gave me  a look like he thought I was crazy.

Meredith’s Awkward Life S2E5

Hello lovelies! Here we are yet again. . .

I hope you enjoy reading about my misfortunes haha!

{Meredith}


Today, I was super tired and so I slept in. I decided to skip out on my shower and head straight to class. I had two classes this morning and then came back to my dorm and took a nap.

Now, I do have lunch with Ansel. I will be leaving for that right after I post this. (If you want to hear an awkward story involving him read this.) And later, I am going out to for dinner with some of my friends and one of my my friend’s parents for her birthday. So I did need to get ready.

I live in a dorm with community showers this year, so I have two keys. One is for my room and the other for the bathroom. Normally I have them and my ID card all together but my lanyard broke so I just keep my bathroom key in the pocket of my robe.

But it’s what happens after the shower is what’s interesting.

I come back to my room and low and behold the door is locked. I come to the conclusion that my roommate had left and locked the door, and there I was in my robe with places to be locked out. I had left my other key and ID on the futon just on the other side of the door.

So, I had to walk down to the front desk of my building and ask for the spare key. It is important to not that the front desk is right by the main doors of the building and also our very popular dining hall.

I could tell that the girl working at the front desk thank goodness it was a girl hehehe sympathized with me but I could tell she was trying not to laugh. I of course passed many people. Ah, college.

Meredith’s Awkward Life S2E4

Hello lovlies! I know it’s been awhile, but don’t worry, you’re in luck! I’ve managed to find myself in two very similar awkward situations over the past couple days. Due to the similarity, I thought I’d post them together.

Thanks for reading! Enjoy!

{Meredith}


{Part 1}

The other night, I was hanging out with my friend Evelyn. We were watching FriendsF.R.I.E.N.D.S? Friends? FRIENDS? I don’t know. Afterwards, I headed back to my room. As I approached my door, I noticed that the door was ajar. I assumed that my roommates were back, but. . .I was wrong.

I walked in and my roommates’ friend James was standing in our room. I was of course shocked; I squeaked out a hello. Apparently he had asked one of my roommates if he could use our microwave.

As I am awkwardly maneuvering around my room grabbing my makeup remover wipes, I look and see that there is a pair of underwear in plain sight. I quickly toss them in a drawer hoping he doesn’t notice.

I then quickly apologize for the state of my side of the room saying that tI really needed to clean granted all of our room is a tad bit messy it’s been a busy few weeks. I like to say that the state of room is representative of how messy my life currently is. He retorted saying his room was worse and that he never cleans.

I then headed to the bedroom and said, “Well if you’re not here when I get back, goodnight!”

He asked if I wanted him to lock the door or not he had borrowed my roommate’s keys, and I replied that I didn’t have my key on me so he could just keep it open.

{Part 2}

Yesterday, I got to my class early and as I walked in I realized that the professor from the previous class was still there.

Then I realized that it was one of my other professors. 

I couldn’t turn back so I went and sat down. We said hello to each other and of course awkward silence ensued and he. wouldn’t. leave.  I then said that I was in his other class. He then remembered and confirmed where I sat in that class.

He then asked me a bunch of questions about the class, such as ‘How is the class going for you? Who is your TA? What are we covering tomorrow?’.

Now, it’s a course on Organizational Communication. But, despite the name the class is poorly organized. I like the subject matter but not the class. It’s literally only the second time that the professor has taught it. But of course I can’t say that so I sort of told some white lies. . .

But thankfully after that he left and I could sit and prepare for my next class.

Meredith’s Awkward Life S2E2

Hello lovelies! And we have arrived at season 2 episode 2 of Meredith’s Awkward Life!

To catch up on season 1 and the last episode, here is a link to the page!

I hope you enjoy; thanks for reading!

Meredith


To give you a quick backstory, I am taking a film studies class this semester and since the third or fourth day of class I’ve been sitting next to this guy, we will call him Nathan. I don’t know exactly what my feelings are, but I’m kind of just letting things happen.

So, yesterday, he comes and sits down and we say hi, how’s it going and stuff. Mondays are the busiest days for both of us, so we were talking about that for a bit. I mentioned that I was thankful that I have larger gaps between my classes so after the class we were in, I’d have time to go back to my dorm, hang out for a bit and eat before I’d have to go to my next class. He then mentioned that his next class was in the business college, which is close to the dorm that I’m in. He then said that we could walk back after class together, which I agreed to.

*Skip to after class*

We left the building that our class was in, and just before we went out the exit, he mentioned that his friend had just texted him saying he was in from out of town and wanted to get lunch, but Nathan didn’t have the time until 4:30. He then asked me if he could quickly call his friend. That is one thing about Nathan, he is very polite and genuinely nice. Of course I didn’t care, so I said sure go ahead. We were outside at this point, and he was moving closer to the edge of the street. I presumed that he was moving slightly away for privacy so I just kind of stopped and waited for a sign I guess. He then started to cross the street which confused me. He then looked over his shoulder and then turned completely around and then waved me over. Within seconds he hung up and I explained that I thought he had wanted privacy. He thought it was funny and laughed. He must find my quirks amusing or adorable I guess, it’s been two weeks and he is still talking to me so. . .

We walked back to the road my dorm is off of and made some conversation. He wasn’t going any particular way, he basically ended up saying when we were turning and stuff because I had no idea what path he was taking. I generally have two routes to get from any two places on campus, but he said he tries out new ones all the time, cutting through other buildings and stuff.

Meredith’s Awkward Life S2E1

Hello lovelies! I’m not even through with my first week of classes but of course I’ve managed to found myself in an awkward situation okay more than one but I can’t write about all of them because there would be too many and besides only so few can make the cut.

I hope you enjoy! Stay tuned for more and if you want to read my previous awkward stories, here you can find season one of Meredith’s Awkward Life!

{Meredith}


I am living in a new dorm this year, with new roommates as well. I really like my roommates already; things are so much better than they were last year.

Anyway, so of course I know people that go here besides my friends. . .

On the day we moved in I was walking around and I saw a guy and realized I knew him from somewhere and then it clicked that we had been a bunch of our high school freshman classes together and he ended up moving away and I hadn’t seen him since.We will call him Parker. Of course I didn’t say anything, but then I saw him again, but he still was too far away to say anything. Plus, I didn’t even know if he would remember me.

Fast forward to a couple of nights later, I was chilling in my dorm with another girl from my floor. We will call her Kathy. I was super sweaty and gross due to the temperature and the inadequate air conditioning there are currently two giant fans on in my dorm right now. I also didn’t have any makeup on and my hair was in a really messy bun.

I was over by my bed getting something and all of the sudden I hear boys’ voices. I then realize that they’ve stopped at my door and I hear them ask if we want to play cards. I come to the door to see Parker and two other guys standing there.

I immediately say “Hey Parker,” and realize how far I’ve stuck my foot in my mouth when I see the look on his face. I then go into full panic mode and explain that we had a bunch of classes together and gave a condensed history of our friendship and such. Thankfully, he remembered after I jogged his memory and he was able to remember my full name and some other stories. We then quickly went over some other people from our class that now go here as well and different updates on them.

I felt kind of bad that his two friends and Kathy were there just totally out of the loop.

But, on the bright side, this story does have a nice ending. I had to decline cards because it was already late and I had an 8 a.m. lecture the next morning and I was already exhausted. But he told me his room number he lives in the same dorm and to come over sometime and stuff.